The Ned & Josh Podcast

Goo Goo Gaga - The Ned & Josh Podcast

A sound game with a dumb name, a productivity summit we weren’t invited to, and a postal worker who deserves to be Prime Minister. There’s nose pimple trauma, fake mouse movement hacks, and some very questionable dictionary additions.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Looney Is Your Toon? - The Ned & Josh Podcast

A passive-aggressive TikTok moment, a Skrillex fact that might save your summer, and a wedding you definitely weren’t invited to. There’s mosquito psyops, porky pig revelations, and Scooby Snack snack-sharing etiquette.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Life of a Showboy - The Ned & Josh Podcast

A gymnastic franchise mystery, a Snoop Dogg double standard, and Taylor Swift's tracklist under the microscope. There’s dad hypocrisy, improvised movie quotes we don’t believe, and a deep dive into the phrase “of course.” Plus: hacking accusations from under-13s and the pain of declined EFTPOS.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Hot Lunch and a Lawsuit - The Ned & Josh Podcast

A naked backyard sunbather takes on Google, an old man divorces his wife for an AI, and Shaggy’s lyrics remain impossible. There’s lawsuits, cheese boards, and a morning tea that almost made us quit our jobs.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Orcas Won’t Take Over

A petty group chat gripe, a frozen baseball legend, and a truly cursed orange. There’s post-apocalyptic pet theories and a deep dive into the disturbing truth behind Snakes Alive flavour betrayal. Plus, Josh finds the pettiest reason to be annoyed in a relationship and Ned might’ve found the smartest scratchie player of all time.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - The D-O-Double-G at the MCG

A brand new studio, a wild halftime show prediction, and a controversial Danish zoo policy. There’s AFL Grand Final chat, Bond movie debate, and the world’s chilliest school initiative.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - How Old Is Brain Rot?

A bald gremlin, a nationwide casting call, and the great brain rot debate. We’re talking Bermuda Triangle scepticism, QR code conspiracy theories, and arguing over which golden retriever could actually pull off being Air Bud.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Perving on Ned

A ChatGPT-inspired routine is already driving us mad, a junior footy team finally sings the victory song, and a stranger insists Ned has “swimmer’s shoulders.” There’s baffling transplant talk, an argument over which facial hair would suit Josh, and a blow-by-blow takedown of Ned's family’s truly cursed voicemail greetings.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Nipples Are Chafed

On this week’s final episode Josh uncovers a devastating truth about the tawny frogmouth owl, Ned pitches chaotic upgrades to the Tour de France (think Mario Kart meets Lycra), and the boys try to top Oscar Wilde’s last words with their own final one-liners. Plus, they debate robotic rabbits and snakes, reminisce about school house colours, and share stories of human-sounding dog burps.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Bonkers for Baklava

Josh discovers a new food for the first time at 34 and Ned’s not letting it slide. We dive into picky eating, noisy neighbour dramas, and growing up with retro TV like Thunderbirds and Mr. Ed. There’s chat about childhood superhero fantasies, Dragon Ball Z, and kids getting lost in YouTube rabbit holes.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Customer Service Snookered

Today the boys go from moon-landing metaphors to conditioner-induced drama, recalling the very specific moments people kind of insulted them into completely changing their lives. Josh gets completely “snookered” by a car repair shop, Ned debates whether he'd rather lose a billion in Bitcoin or eat one in pizza.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Keys and Wedgies

On this episode trivia night hits the pod, Josh defends his awkward car key retrieval technique, and Ned unveils his solution. Plus, Michael drops in for opinions, ChatGPT gets too familiar, lyrical battleships ends in a shocking victory, and the boys debate what not to show aliens. Planet Earth backfires, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes gets us in strife and Josh ends up in a losing argument over International Beer Day.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - The Leftovers App

Ned and Josh brainstorm a home‑cooked meal app, debate who the coolest people in the world are (spoiler: anti‑poachers make the list), share bank mishaps, and Josh reveals the one risky job he’s been given for his new house build.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Praise The Blue Heeler

The boys wrap up the week the only way they know how, with yet more merch chat, a few too many tangents, and Michael dropping by for ‘He Said, Who Said’. There’s a rant about Bunnings going way, way too all-in on Bluey, some unexpected Aussie music confessions, and a deep dive into why Space Jam hoodies for kids might actually just be for millennial parents. Plus, a little hope (and scepticism) for the new Naked Gun movie.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Don Diego de la Vega

Josh is racing through the show because his house is literally being demolished mid‑recording. The guys unpack the government’s talk of banning YouTube for kids under 16, return to Autofill Bingo for some chaotic “beach” guesses, and debate Australia’s Hottest 100 list. Plus, they revisit Josh’s weird meerkat gnome phase while talking about Bunnings’ viral Bluey gnomes and why “real‑world merch” is the ultimate collector’s dream.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Ned on Fear Factor

Josh rants about handing over a $1,000 hold that “just pickles him,” the boys test trivia knowledge with Bob Sinclar’s Rock This Party, and Pantress Court returns to rule on life’s little hacks, including the “fresh fries” trick. There’s talk of snake‑biting toddlers in India, aliens deciding whether humanity is worth saving, and the never‑ending reminders for a very fancy haircut.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Get Happy with Harry

Ned and Josh dive into a wildly unpredictable Tuesday episode. From unveiling their ‘platinum range’ merch to debating Harry Styles’ surprising new business venture. They swap stories about subtlety (or lack of it), the brutal honesty of kids, soup‑of‑the‑day mischief, and the chaos of missing weddings for the strangest reasons, including seagull attacks. The boys also unpack Tesla buyer’s remorse, the banana ball backflip on live TV that should keep Benson Boone up at night.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Episode 3:16 (Oh Hell Yeah!)

Ned and Josh mark their 316th episode with a nod to Stone Cold Steve Austin, beers and all. They swap stories about awkward adult friendships, school pickup drama, and Josh unsending a meme for meme gatekeeping reasons. Plus, the boys tackle the two fears we’re all born with, getting tricked online, and a fake Bill Clinton and Tony Blair call Ned thought was real.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Presidential Ketchup Considerations

In this episode, Ned and Josh plan a celebration, beers included. Josh admits he was wrong and embraces his new life as a drive-thru tech convert, while Ned shares an experience that turned him off for good. The boys test each other on topics they secretly loathe, from Lord of the Rings to WWE. Plus, they unpack Obama’s ketchup take, brainstorm evolutionary livers, and tease their classiest merch drop yet.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - A Couple of Aussies Say Goodbye to Ozzy

In today’s episode, Ned and Josh spiral from haunted houses and energy ratings to foldable iPhones and feline PhDs. Josh has an existential crisis watching Anchorman 2, while Ned debates dressage, dead people’s wishes, and why ghosts don't seem to haunt modern homes. Plus, a round of Lyrical Battleships leads to a showdown. And they remember the wild legacy of Ozzy Osbourne. Heavy metal icon, reality TV pioneer and accidental beer thief.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Early 00’s Garbage

Josh tries to break up with his nasal spray addiction, Ned gets spotted in public, and both spiral into a conspiracy about Australia’s booming circus scene. There’s drive-thru drama, tattoo temptation, an unplayable game called “Were They Frank?”, and a shock defence of flu-ridden ostriches by none other than RFK Jr.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Coldplay and Colder Consequences

Josh gets sick at the snow and blames glove loss, Sir Rage erupts after being mistaken for an old man by teens, and the Coldplay kiss cam scandal goes from viral to dead in record time. Plus, the boys debate who’s truly lived “the good life,” roast their Spotify-assigned Superman characters, and unpack the emotional chaos of being corrected by an 11-year-old over breakfast spreads. From Nutella politics to dollar store shoplifter walls, this one's a ride.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonus Episode - Illy Joins Us

In this special bonus episode, Aussie music legend Illy joins the boys ahead of his massive 27-date The Good-er Life regional tour. From post-Tokyo tour prep and gym routines to the realities of life on the road, Illy shares what it takes to stay inspired, avoid burnout, and keep evolving as an artist. It’s a chat about creative risk-taking, cross-genre experimentation, and why live shows are still the ultimate test.TICKETS HERE: www.illyal.comnedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - We Don’t Have Fun Anymore

A snowy setting leads to a polar bear threat, a gross public foot massage and a philosophical debate about which animals have never met. Plus, Josh defends his skiing honour while Ned tries to stay unimpressed, and both of them question what friendship even is anymore.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Embarrassing for the Snake

A snake sneaks onto a flight and suddenly it’s time to revisit Snakes on a Plane, but how far-fetched is that film, really? Josh is podcasting from the snow with tales of learning to ski and the surprising power of watching someone cooler than you. Meanwhile, Ned’s in Canberra getting disproportionately worked up about cats domesticating themselves. There's also Lyrical Battleship with two very different song choices and a look at how the internet handles survival stories with far too much confidence. All of it somehow ties together into another imperfect Ned and Josh episode.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - I’ll Bloody Call It The Pizza

When airlines lose your luggage, there's only one man to call... Ned. In this episode, the boys unpack a ski school report, debate whether eating chips while driving is actually illegal, and discover the surprising effectiveness of bird lasers. Plus, a passionate plea to preserve Australia’s national anthem (aka “Untouched” by The Veronicas).nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - A.I Thinks We Are Sea Monkeys

Josh has a snowy near-death experience, Ned investigates gambling with Uno, and chimpanzees start a fashion trend that gets wildly out of hand.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - A Windy Morning

Ned confronts Josh’s acting skills with an improvised Arnie-style zinger challenge, leading to some truly questionable one-liners. The boys also dive into Bieber’s surprise album drop and the strange nostalgia sparked by a very familiar-sounding track. Plus, Josh reckons he's ready for a lifestyle change... much to Ned’s disbelief.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - The McDonald’s Messiah

Ned and Josh dive into the logic of The Fast and Furious franchise before reflecting on free Maccas, failed dog hunts, and forgotten cultural icons like Mr Squiggle and Zyzz. It’s nostalgia, nonsense and near religious milkshake generosity all in one very Australian podcast episode.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - The Court of Pantheress

Josh has a crisis after discovering a deeply unsettling fact about the new Superman. Ned sees a tumbleweed in Canberra and begins to unravel. It’s an episode full of movie chat, musical guilty pleasures, and deeply unqualified rulings.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Pineapple Should Not Be Extra

Josh takes a hit after being called too scared to yell at a press conference, while Ned wrestles with whether cheering at movie screenings makes people annoying or just enthusiastic. The guys debut their new game Wheel of Fortune, Brah, trying to make sense of the world’s most mumbled lyrics. There’s also a deep dive into Aldi’s delivery trial, the ridiculous cost of sauce, and the strange politics of wedding rings.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Dancing In The Rain

The boys dive into trivia night fails, video store nostalgia, and the mystery of a half-drunk Sunkist. Plus, they debate new podcast merch ideas and play another round of “Lyrical Battleships” Spoiler alert: Ricky Martin makes an appearance.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - The Machines Are Smarter

Ned and Josh dive into royal quirks, personal luxuries and a real-life AI blackmail scare. They also unpack a competitive dog photo group chat, cartoon character ages and the emotional toll of crying over koala videos online.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - Fencing Fencers

Josh accidentally becomes a puppy-saving hero, Ned unpacks a bizarre case of stolen bull semen, and the boys go head-to-head in He Said, Who Said.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Josh Podcast - 300th Episode Spectacular

We made it to 300! In this milestone episode of The Ned and Josh Podcast, we're celebrating with the return of some of our most loved games, a few surprise guests, and plenty of chaos. Whether you've been with us since day one or you're jumping in fresh, this episode is a perfect mix of everything that’s made the last 18 months so fun.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Josh is Ned’s Assistant

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Lining Down The Block

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - It’s 300 Week

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Dealer Has Blackjack

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Bulwinkle is Bigger

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Pokies or PS5s?

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Ruby Haired Devil

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Frozen Dog Water

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - I’m A Banana

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Drivers, What Are We Doin?

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - A Bit of Coffin Shopping

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - You Would Just Know

Guessing GameNot cool SheeranMouth with soapDeep impact policyDamn damsOlympic crocodilesWould you know?nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ned & Joshua Podcast - How To Train Your Plothole

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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Labubu Puns are for Everyone

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - You Sound Like The Joker

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - A Bit of Bigfoot Blaze

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Back Feet or Front Hands?

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - No Art Degrees for Bees

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Glenn is THE Host

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Whipped by the Lord

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Uranus Deserves A Rest

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - We Love Pedro Here

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Move Along Chubs

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The Ned & Josh Podcast - The Brutality Continues

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The Ned & Joshua Podcast - Delulu for Labubu

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